I think the picture is unclear somehow, the spoon is over the pot so it isn’t shifting the center of mass outward.

People seem to expect a lot of wild action over an active stovetop. That hasn’t so much been my experience…I mean after college.

That is the best compliment I’ve gotten in a while.

Why would anything be swinging over a hot stove?

Note: house is only not covered in objects because the cleaners are literally still here.