Hmm, not quite.

Speckled Magecock

Now we’re talking.

We already have trump supporters.

Billionaires in China have been disappeared before. There’s only the head of state that matters in fascism.

“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”

The perfumers have arrived. You do not escape. They spray you with scents until you’re like a sad, wet dog.

Robin Williams had a chronic disease with a horrible outcome. Guy went out on a high note, all things considered.

Plot twist twist twist twist: the girlfriend is actually the second boyfriend in a wig.

Answer: whatever causes the person you’re arguing with to throw their hands up and storm off more exasperated…

Gonna get a CD drive just to extract my bloodborne disk.

Not a DND expert but generally the trope with Fey is that their magic uses people’s names so If a fey knows your name they can do whatever they want to you.

I only trust myself to show up to scheduled meetings.

I’ll give them credit, I’d have never guessed that the ending would be… That…

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“climate change is actually good because it’ll melt all this ice that’s in the way of our oil!”

The crow: get in line!

Borderlands: Amateurs!

Seriously though… What the fuck, 2024?

Being trapped in a laugh track on big bang theory sounds like hell.

Well because they’re built to hook you up with their storefront where you can buy a my little pony gun for a third of the price of the game. And then play a fps asset flip game in front of the poors.

Pros notice tiny details that most people don’t even think of.

Maybe they did the job 5 minutes faster or the mount job just looks cleaner than yours.

Hell, they flushed movie canon to make the force into Avatar.

It’s when they make you do like 20 of them. Bitch you already stopped the DDOS let me see my balance fuck.