you can see the pillars intended to be the safe letters in the shot

wait, it does what?

no consistent draw? What did pot of greed do?

quarter millennium

Robert: “Speaking of murdering kids”

Sophie: “Jesus Christ Robert”

Robert: “Buy these products instead”

Sophie: “ok I guess”

you can do what you want. Personally it hurts me to hear the f-slur due to a lot of trauma, regardless of context. But I’m a big boy who can deal with it, but useful context for you to consider

Same, I think often about when I met my school bully a few years after we left high school and I was back home over summer break working a temp job, he was the supervisor. He told me to quit the job, leave my home town and enjoy my life. Sounds like a stupid movie cliche I know. Anyway he was obviously depressed and kept talking about how school was the halcyon days.

I guess I’m grateful school was shit as I have gone on to know what not to look for from situations and what I want and need from friends and work.

I’d add some drugs too just to be safe

I have a great deal of job security by not being a software engineer and knowing “how to code”

they love me at my job in supply chain b2b marketing because I can build an API connector to the DoT database, and build a simple savings calculator in WordPress that connects to hubspot and Salesforce, or I can parse 20 csvs and exclude all duplicates in python…

all low level stuff but if you don’t know what a variable even is it seems like magic

if’n you don’t know, Adrian Chiles has the most hilariously tepid column of all time

to be fair a weird looking powerful warrior woman would give me a fucking boner of steel

I happened to have a lot of human friends pass away unfortunately young, so for me, to have an animal live its whole natural life in my care in peace, comfort, warmth with everything it needs, compared to some of the alternatives out there, especially as I’ve always adopted, means it was going to live its life anyway - I just made it better.

And I do want to go through it again because death is a part of life, but it’s the life part that’s the good bit. And it’s only sad for me, for the animals, they had a great time.

I used to troll with mine and spell out my name, phone number, email address, website, all twice.

Most voice-mails I got were like “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS YOUR MESSAGE SO LONG”

top kek

well as the old joke goes

“what has three legs and a cunt on top?”

“a drum stool”

“but he works through the night!”

because he’s shit at his job

_ (sic) as a variable name is often used when a function returns multiple outputs but you only want one

 def my_function:
      return 1, 2, 3

 _, two, _ = my_function()

has anyone said “just salt” yet?

captain kirk Darth Vader lo pan superman every single power ranger

botos binted

ps I am not a bot, and intended this as a joke for this tech-savvy forum.