I’d send them that clip of Will Arnet being corrected on LEGO Masters about the grammatical plural of LEGO. That would be my reply. At least criticize them with proper grammar.

It comes with the powers.

My dream: to be that person who gets to yell “It’s Morphin time!” and save the day.

I will just point you to an easy to digest video on this subject. https://youtu.be/89R9ZxKaIOw

I think I work with Raymond. He refuses to say women’s and men’s restroom. He only says female and male.

The major problem is the ethics of tipping. In the U.S. tipping puts (all if not most) jobs into a category which employers now pay a sub-minimum wage. Legally the employer isn’t responsible for a federal minimum wage anymore because it is assumed tips will cover the rest of it. In actuality with taxes, many people don’t get a paycheck because of how little they earn. It just went to taxes.

EDIT: Imagine working full time (40 hours) and getting a piece of paper that says “THIS IS NOT A CHECK” telling you how little you earned.

Please leave The Matrix out of this. Seriously, do not compare any of that to The Matrix. It is a trans-allegory. If anything, not enough people know that. So many fucking Red Pill douchebags who would renounce the franchise once they learned that.

But did Arnold almost die and get severely traumatized?

If you are gonna rope us Trekkies into this, I’ll just ask if they want a salt tablet first. Then set my phaser to kill.

I thought these were cigarettes at first glance.

Look you have to thank Gene Roddenberry for this invention.

I left after the API price hike.

Damn it. Are they all crazy because of the lack of water they aren’t getting?

I took one college course and couldn’t handle it. On top of that I was the weird student that wanted to use a Mac instead of the school’s own computers. So anytime I had a problem, the teacher would just blame me using Xcode instead of Visual Studio.

I thought that was a koala.

Are all eggplants?

Are we just gonna forget about avocado too?

Yes, no one has actually seen these numbers before.

EDIT: Trump continues to demonstrate that he either doesn’t understand how numbers work or refuses to accept what the numbers represent. How the fuck is there more than 100%? I’m going to comment on this based on the cropped quote, not having read anything else. You can’t have more than 100%. That would mean the crossings at the boarder completely stopped and in addition to that there are people who decided to give up their citizenship or residency status and leave the country. That just isn’t how numbers work.

Or he is just lying completely or refuses to know what is actually happening.