If this was AI I’d have expected HB IS NOT YOUR FIEND56

Then how do you explain the Sasquatch Jubilee?

DD-MMM-YYYY

Ambiguity be damned.

That falls under WRONG. Lack of consent is WRONG but there’s also nothing worse than documentation that is WRONG.

My addendum to that rule is they’re free to come interrupt me, but then they take over the chores.

Excuse me, but it’s industry practice to always use PlusJs.

Its just annoying that it has its own dependency on MinusJs.

If Trump keeps being antagonistic, Carney should start calling him Premier Trump.

Do you hold it in your hands, or in some kind of bag?

People like this are the reason AI is so unreliable at exploring code issues.

Like, I just want Copilot to look at my dependencies to explain a vague error I’m seeing and it’s telling me to downgrade Ruby, upgrade Rails, and install Python. Bro, it’s a node package.

I think this is just a picky optimization.

The first one runs the constructor to instantiate a new string, then gets its class (which is presumably a static property anyway). The second doesn’t have to run any constructor and just grabs the static class name from the type.

Maybe there’s more implementation nuance here but it seems like an opinionated rule that has zero effect on performance unless that code is being called thousands of times every second. And even then the compiler probably optimizes them to the same code anyway.

Wasn’t it Visual SourceSafe or something like that?

God, what a revolution it was when subversion came along and we didn’t have to take turns checking out a file to have exclusive write access.

Idiocracy is the only movie I’m aware of that was released as a comedy and became a horror movie.

They must have eventually wrote something in my file. A few years ago the nagging stopped and the dentist just says “I’ll take what I can get” after asking how often I floss.

Elon’s shock and fury about the database key sounds like he got a report from an out-of-breath 20 year old DOGE kid who thinks they’re hot shit and discovered some massive flaw.

Elon also seems like the kind of person that believes a database schema is all that’s needed to govern a population.

nods

Star moose.

Dammit, don’t you dare tell me to do something I’m already doing.

Warnings? We’ll come back and address those later. Maybe once we’re feature complete. Or maybe shortly after that.

queueing

Oh. Great. 5 vowels in a row. The language needed that.

Correct. I can’t use the stairs because otherwise my already flailing joke wouldn’t work at all.

Given how slow the elevator is in my building, I’d do nothing. I’d be dead before it showed up.