The Gonk - Herbert Chappell

Hey, Peter, man! Check out Channel 9! Check out this chick!

Korben Dallas - the man just wants to romantically live out the rest of his life with the ultimate weapon, without people sticking guns and microphones in his face. I can relate.

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Putting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever

I initially thought this was a cat-related meme for some reason

[Everyone disliked that]

Meanwhile her face is ‘WTF is this thing?!’

In retaliation I now post notice that from today Sony does not own the money I transfer to them in exchange for goods or services. They have a limited, time bound, non-exclusive license to those funds which may be revoked by me at any time. By accepting my money, Sony also agrees to mandatory arbitration overseen by my 10 year old cat.

Being silently judged by the can before I even get my hand into it 👀

They tell you to stay put so that the bears don’t have to walk as far for their meal

🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶

Never mind Elf on the Shelf, this year it’s all about Fuselage in the Garage

Of course, how else they gonna get their drive-thru Starbucks?

This, but it’s a Meshtastic board powered by photovoltaic fletching so I can fire them high into trees to create a rogue comms network

Reporter has not read/watched One Punch Man 👊

I thought that was a CVS receipt

Insurance loss adjusters

This is the ouroboros, the snake that eats itself, except the snake is a turd