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Cake day: September 27th, 2023

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    • What color was the ball?

    I didn’t see a color in my visualization, but I know it was red.

    • What gender was the person that pushed the ball?

    They were genderless; more of a concept of a person than an image of one.

    • What did they look like?

    Like…an area of visual space that my mind attached the identifier “Person” to.

    • What size is the ball? Like a marble, or a baseball, or a basketball, or something else?

    A little smaller than a tennis ball, but bigger than a ping pong ball.

    • What about the table, what shape was it? What is it made of?

    I didn’t see either property in my visualization, but it’s wooden and round.

    And now the important question: Did you already know, or did you have to choose a color/gender/size, etc. after being asked these questions?

    Lol. Well, I guess I botched that one. Obviously I did not know before being asked these questions, for most of the answers.




  • Actually, since the hurricane season keeps starting earlier and earlier, that would benefit the top of the list (since early-season hurricanes tend to be weaker) because the ones that everyone hears about will almost certainly be several names down the list. For instance, the only ones that anybody’s heard about this year are Beryl (second named storm), Helene (eighth named storm), and Milton (thirteenth named storm). Even Kirk (eleventh named storm and a category 4) went by without a fuss, because it never made landfall.

    So my suggestion is, we keep going with the naming system we have, but go with your list–maybe use the Carbon Majors report–and apply the company’s name when they make landfall as a Category 3 or higher, when they cause more than ten fatalities, or when they prompt the evacuation of more than 5,000 people. At that point, the storm gets a tag: “Hurricane Chinese-Coal Beryl.” “Hurricane Saudi-Oil Helene.” “Hurricane Russian-Oil Milton.”





  • I used to play the Beatles’ “Here Comes the S[o]n” on the speakers downstairs when I brought our first child downstairs after naps. My wife thought it was funny the first time, but after that it was all like “please don’t stop my playlist for your pun” and I’m like “it’s a literal dad joke!”

    Now that son is old enough to start his own music and I totally get it. “Hey, I was listening to that!”



  • There are a lot of examples recently of respected legacy companies being turned into hollow husks of their former selves (or even going out of business entirely) due to finance bros. Sears, Paramount, Toys R Us, Warner Bros, Red Lobster, Twitter, Reddit (ok maybe stretching the definition of “respected”), and now Boeing, among many, many others.

    Will it change anything among that class of people? Probably not. The spectre of Jack Welch still looms large over the business world, incentivizing short-term slash-and-burn flash over long-term productive smolder. The type of person who’s inclined toward this kind of con will still pursue it, and there are enough people of low scruples who will get the dollar signs in their eyes.

    But with any luck, it will take the luster off enough that people will stop playing along; and they’ll run out of money sooner or later.

    It’s already starting to happen. The Onion was bought back from private equity earlier this summer, and the new owners are taking a lot of steps that no PE would ever consider; essentially they’re just looking to stay afloat, not trying to cancerously pursue unchecked growth.