Fuck off you cunt. My upvotes are for ass and titties only. :-)

Barry’s sack’o’balls

First time surprised me my because I didn’t know the car had the feature. Slammed the brakes harder than normal and hazards flashed at double time. Driving a 2010 Alfa Romeo 159.

But, have you ever caught it in the zip…?

For millenials who have had it timed perfectly to get fucked over by the way of it all our entire life, and when the power is taken back it’ll skip over and be the next generation that follows… Sweet spot generation of pure fuck-assery after being promised an entirely different world. The revolution is coming… It had better. In my opiniom, the best you can do is focus on a more personally enriching life, and forget everyone else’s bullshit.

Your true colours and immaturity show. You don’t want a relationship, you want to be debaucherous for your own self gratification. You’ll never get a girl while appearing to be such a letch. That doesn’t mean hide being a letch, but get a relationship for the right reason. Women deserve to be treated with respect, not as some object. And that, buddy, is why you are alone

He won’t listen. He wants to dwell in his own self pity

Phoenix. Enigma. Catalyst. Obsidian. Echo.

Mirage. Cipher. Vortex. Paradox. Tempest

Should we tell him about Earth

Ah, Cosmic background radiation. AKA static. Sounds like: ksshhhh Comedy name: snowstorm in the arctic.

Dancing is a fucking weird thing