You’re not how orbital mechanics work.

Land in ocean, suddenly Tom Hanks is involved.

See? They still landed amongst the stars.

Oh, I’ve touched a horse.

I wish women’s screams still riled me. It’d sure make mornings a lot easier.

Not pills. Mostly, they send the poop transplant through your nose, apparently, often after mixing it with 4% milk.

I, too, wish I hadn’t learned it, but it all happened so fast.

Drug addiction? Trauma? Brain tumor? Cold temperatures?

As in “FWD: FW: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw:?”

Or…?

I’ve lived in more than one trailer. Including a trailer park. I once slept over at a friend’s trailer in a different park. We had a pinecone war with kids from the other side of the trailer park. Pre-bedtime entertainment was Billy Ray Cyrus performing Achy Breaky Heart live on TNN.

I also worked on Capitol Hill, a finance firm worth dozens of billions, etc. My degree is from a shitty Christian college, but I just accepted a job at a prominent research university (staff, not faculty, but still).

I guess I feel like most of my life is relevant to this question.

Dm’d

I remember my daughter and I turned on the ball drop and it was an absolute ghost town.

It’s more that you’re not wearing anything…

It really depends on the subject matter. For many software tutorials, for example, it’s great to see the clicks/workflow. If it’s a very detail-oriented DIY type project, it’s great to have both as an option.

ICP

I go to the barber for my head.

My daughter is in high school and has reported an increase in precisely this kind of thing at her school.

“Wanna hear a joke? Women’s rights…hurdeehur…”

Or the Hidden Valley powder packet + a container of sour cream. Nothing pre-made.

With enough of them, you can build your own house, though. You’d be stupid not to buy as many as possible. That’s just good, common-sense investing.

At the very least, it’s possible he could 1.) travel both paths, if they are relatively short OR 2.) travel part of the first path, then either cut across directly or loop back to travel part of the other path. Hell, they might even connect and form a big circle, if they’re headed in the same direction, so you could probably make a scenic loop? Worst case scenario, you go back another day.

I like the comic. The censorship kind of detracts/distracts.

They really should.