(the white stripes also count)

I feel like there should still be 13 stripes

I’ve heard Walmart won’t even consider your application unless you list yourself with completely open availability. I can confirm that is what I listed when I was hired, over a decade ago. (I don’t work there anymore, so this isn’t direct insight.)

Dollar general is always looking for people. It’s a shit job, but I worked there for a couple years back when nobody would hire me. Working somewhere looks better than not working anywhere for 2 years on a resume.

Gay guy with literally 0% attraction to women. Trust me, if I liked them even a little, my adolescence would have be infinitely easier.

When a woman has big boobs that are hanging out, I can’t help but look at them. I am actively trying to avoid them, but I can’t.

I can’t explain this, but sometimes I compare it to not being able to look away from a trainwreck.

Even before auto generated subtitles, porn subtitles existed. It’s quite uncommon, however. I remember a “vintage” gay porn about two guys in a barn which had subtitles.

I’m from the south. Our stuff always has butter. Every dessert has vanilla flavoring, too.

I, personally, just dont like sour cream and replace it with tangy, full fat yogurt when baking. Hasn’t done me wrong so far.

Have you tried this with full fat, tangy yogurt instead of sour cream? I bet it would be better. Sour cream and fruit just sounds… Awful.

You seem to have gotten several decent answers that you’ve dismissed. Do you just wanna talk about balls, OP? Because, I’m something of an expert on them.

Hope your jaw is feeling better, benny-boy

One is Greek and one is Turkish. I believe there is a difference in seasonings and meat choices.

Plus, döner meat is usually cut off a roasting spit right in front of the customers’ eyes, which I understand is vital to the experience.

“Döner” (sometimes called döner kebab) is the name of a type of popular Turkish street food sold in Germany. (Like the taco in the USA.)

It’s like a kebab sandwich. As far as I’m aware, it does not actually exist in the USA. But, this isn’t the first time I’ve seen it mentioned in English.

Nope! I hate all forms of onion except powdered. I can occasionally stand them if they chopped very small.

It’s a texture thing mostly.

Onions. Can’t stand 'em.

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I cannot speak for others. My ex was not religious when I met him. I feel like my experience isn’t similar to what you’ve encountered.

Yeah, just one. He left me for religious reasons (we’re both men). Took me a long time to actually get over him, but I moved on and married and such. The three of us hang out sometimes.

I do kinda wish I could convince him to be a little less religiously wacky. Oh well.

TIL they do this to women too.

“Wenn sie tanzt” by Max Giesinger

Seems a lotta website have robot translations of the lyrics, but this is a good one.

TLDR: When she dances, she goes somewhere else and becomes someone else.

I would do absolutely nothing differently, except I would have trouble falling asleep.

I’m an introvert, and I chose my husband specifically because being alone with him feels just as good as being alone.

…Well, most of the time. (He does get on my nerves occasionally.)

So many get this backwards.

The languages (there are multiple, including historical languages that explain the transition into the modern languages) came first - by about 40 years.

He did not invent languages for his world. He invented a world to explain how his languages would come to exist.