Yeah, Alex is going to make some cash and have an art career. Unlike his teacher.

(Teachers are great and put up with all the dumb shit kids create, so not knocking teachers. Just dunking on this joke.)

IMF stopping in here. Good job France! Couldn’t have done it better!

I’ve gotta go sign up some more countries for predatory loans and strangle some economies. Tootles!

For real. Numbers are strings? Yeah, okay.

YAML is better. UCL porn though. 🥵 Things are getting niche when UCL shows up.

Armed revolt it is. Pizza first though?🍕

65 to match Social Security.

git rebase is only for terrorists. 🥸

Also for me when I’ve been drinking and committed some really stupid shit into the repo. No one needs to know what I really think of my team members.

I once had a C# dev tell me they couldn’t run JavaScript because they didn’t have Java installed.