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kambusha@sh.itjust.worksto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•You're a superhero and you just finished your Taco Bell...
5·14 days agoBirdy birdy in the sky, why’d you do it in my eye. Is it water, is it spit, oh my god…
Also know as the KKK. Wait…
kambusha@sh.itjust.worksto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud — 'The mud should sound perfectly awful, but it doesn't'
2·24 days agoI think it’s electrolytes. You know, what plants crave.
kambusha@sh.itjust.worksto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•A lot of people know what to think. Much fewer people know how to think.
4·25 days agoI don’t even know where to think.
kambusha@sh.itjust.worksto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•I don't actually read the news. I surmise the news based on memes that begin popping up for which I have no context.
1·27 days ago67% of statistics are made up on the spot.
kambusha@sh.itjust.worksto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•I spent the night for a stupid reason at a police station and people know it without knowing the reason behind it, what would be the most honorable way to get around this unfortunate episode?
41·1 month agoWhy does this feel like Leia asking Anakin?
kambusha@sh.itjust.worksto
Fediverse@lemmy.world•New Objective Unlocked: Convince an astronaut to use the Fediverse from spaceEnglish
4·1 month agoDoes space smell like updog?
kambusha@sh.itjust.worksto
Fediverse@lemmy.world•New Objective Unlocked: Convince an astronaut to use the Fediverse from spaceEnglish
17·1 month agoBreaker breaker ground69 to major tom
Must of’ve
And then created another mess. And then cleaned that up. And theeeeeen
That’s just a french click.
Nods in disagreement
It is not the fork that bends, it is only yourself.
kambusha@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•when satire gets overtaken by realityEnglish
571·2 months agoWord
kambusha@sh.itjust.worksto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Regular gym-goers probably avoid the gym on New Years Day because it's too crowded
3·2 months agoMaybe I’ll start after Easter

where’s