nothing purrsonal kit
nothing purrsonal kit
That sounds hard and discord already has my retinal scans
I just wanna chat over the internet using some sort of relay. If only there were a solution.
Yes you’re correct, this was the point I was making.
To elaborate: could be 100s of times in a codebase, even 1000s, being executed in tests on local machines and build servers 100s of times a day, etc. etc.
rand will be called every time true is used, which could be hundreds of times for all we know
I use butterflies
That’s heavy man
Linux 🤝 DooM
Running on literally fucking anything
I’ve smoothed a schleem or two in my time
I can’t fucking believe you’ve done this
Swift: Apple releases a new version of the castle and deprecates the princess before you finish your implementation
Before it was 50/50 that they’d fail on leap day, but after the patch it’s 50/50.
We all envy you more than we hate you
Bill never revisits his code.
Bill is a contractor smart.
Chances this meme was made without a GUI: 0%
I’m not sure if this is a direct quote from Your Code as a Crime Scene, but it’s a good book and takes this same stance!
The dress is blue
Computer scientist code is some of the “worst” code that exists because it usually needs to do one thing well enough to produce a set of findings that support or reject some thesis.
It’s more about scale. Small open source projects might get one PR a month. Your average tech company is dealing with dozens of PR every single day. Review fatigue is real in these environments