What about the ponies? Are you a ponyphobe or something?

This was so adorable 🤎

Everybody hates the house that gives out cheez wiz

Forgive me if this is a stupid question, but isn’t that why neurodivergences are generally considered along a spectrum? As in, it’s possible to be mildly autistic or mildly ADHD, and therefore still pretty functional - or it’s possible to be profoundly autistic or profoundly ADHD, and therefore probably low-functioning - or anywhere in between?

Aw it’s just not his turn for the cell today :)

Impressive, I was sure she was going to hit her head on the ceiling!

Aw silly puddy tat

Always makes me misty

Seconding this! I’m in perimenopause and started HRT this summer. It’s made a pretty big difference so far!

Cook food that he doesn’t like

“Susie”

Most likely named after Siouxie Sioux.

The arriving beauty queen

I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.

Birch beer, followed by Dr. Pepper and the cranberry ginger ale.

I’d assume I were trapped in a warp bubble.

Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.

It was 2000 and I was working as a stablehand: mucking out horse stalls, feeding, watering, turning out horses into the paddocks, tacking/untacking/grooming lesson horses from 7 AM to 4 PM six days a week for 5 bucks an hour under the table. January & February were the worst because the water buckets in each stall would freeze solid overnight and I had to bash the ice out of every single one in the morning (the barn didn’t have hot running water to melt it with).

Then I got burnt out and got a job at a video store.

This seems like a volume problem. How many dishes are you washing at a time? I do the dishes after every meal so it’s never a lot at once.