I’m so so so so so afraid of needing to use a fire extinguisher under pressure

Make sure you rinse or wash a knife after sharpening it. The invisible blades aren’t great for our health.

What’s

neutral oil

and is it neutral regarding everything or just

peppers

Like should it really count if I was driving uphill in the snow? Absofuckinglutely not.

who runs

With these knees? I’m known to promenade gingerly online.

When you’re 21 and he’s 30+, the sex is the best you’ll ever have.

I’d love for you to be right. Please elaborate.

Bush senior is the platonic ideal of those glasses at the turn of the 1990s.

Certainly!

Do I wanna know

When they finally settle on a story, and then announce it, just like they always do, then I, for one, believe we must always take out our boys in blue at their word.

What could be less harmful to humans than mosquitoes?

I used to hate shellfish

but now I hate shellfish with righteous indignation.

Come onnnnnn. If that were the case, then there’d be no God, peace be upon It.

What you do with your thoughts and prayers when another dozen children are massacred. BY RIFLES. WHILE THEY WERE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION. AT A SCHOOL.

My 3D printer printer prints only printers now

Paradise → 🛑🎲

Paradox → 🛑📄

I am a better programmer than God, peace be upon Him. This implementation of knees is Exhibit 1.

Pretty sure I’ve had to sign at least once this year. Lotta freedom tho.

I salute our boys and blue and the sky wizard who benevolently grants cancers to our children. Blessed be.