
And the invasion and sanctioning of Minnesota. Let us please not forget his domestic terrorism.

And the invasion and sanctioning of Minnesota. Let us please not forget his domestic terrorism.
When seeing a kid/now-adult I haven’t seen in 20 years, “Omg, I remember when you were this big!” When I was a kid this always made me feel weird. Like, I don’t know you, stranger. Idk why I can’t seem to stop myself!


Give her more. This is Marge we’re talking about!
Any subject on Last Week Tonight


fucked raped*


Genuine laughter. If we’re relaxed and laughing most of the time, I want to be around that person again :)


Just put 1000% tariffs on every country in the world. That will solve ALL your problems, you stupid fucking criminal.
“He said, ‘It’s all in your head.’ And I said, ‘So’s everything,’ but he didn’t get it.”


Omg, yes! This is me, too. Not being able to sing like before I got sick is like not being able to move my arms the same anymore. I hate it. Same thing, sick for two weeks, always sliiiightly on the verge of a cough now if I try to sing :(
Fuck Traitor Joes