I like stand-up. It’s probably the only time of the day I see my coworkers. Also we don’t do status reports or anything so maybe I’m just lucky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They are great until you actually need something from them

Good thing they never make a mistake when we ask actual questions!

Blame whoever implemented it if you want, but 9 times out of 10 it’s management that’s pushing for a quick fix.

I wish the cards were easier to deselect. Great game otherwise.

The only place I’ve seen where this sort of thing was published was on reddit, though I can’t seem to remember what subreddit it was. Maybe suicidewatch or unsentletters might have what you are looking for.

The movie was great until that lame “solution” to the alien problem.

Its a great way to make simple code 300% bigger than necessarily.

I know the second one is better, but I also know I’m terribly inconsistent with this stuff.

Isn’t the point of injecting classes so that you don’t have tens of instances of the same class in memory?

Backend developer: “The new functionality is done!” PO: Looks at tests “Seems good, ship it!”

Frontend developer: “The new functionality is done!” PO: Looks at his screen “This spacing could be a little to the right, also I think I didn’t really like this text, also it should probably auto-scroll to the top and this button should change colors when I click it and also don’t forget to change the error messages I was happy with before and also I think it should…”

Then they change what the function does without updating the name and you misunderstand the code completely.

It all depends on how much time is spent on them. A few hours a week? No biggie. 3+ hours every single day? Do they think we can develop anything like that?

Cooking is processing food.

I love coding at work, unfortunately 90% of what I do is not coding.

I find inserting text to be extremely confusing.

For better or worse, if you want to do anything meaningful with programming you’ll have to learn english. You need to be able to find and understand documentation and help from other people online to get work done.

They’d make the most precise cannon known to history that used such specific msterials on the ammo that it would fire once a year, at best.

This needs a bit of work but it could be interesting

You forgot the 3 paragraph WHERE clause to get every data point of a wednesday of an even year of a person who stubbed their toes on a roomba in their parent’s basement.