mPony

If you’re going to spend money at all then you’ll just have to give some of it (or all of it) to a totally overpowered construct of evil. If you don’t then they might start to lose power, and boy howdy they just can not have that happen. Oh, and make sure you continue to distrust your fellow man because if you all start working together you might decide that things should change.

cost savings

Goodness no :) Money is only for people who already have too much of it. The rest of us have to Squid Game / Long Walk / Running Man for our next meal.

instead of saying “it’s been nice knowing you” it seems more like “it would have been nice to know you”

oh wow they are STILL doing this strip?? We used to read it all the time back in the day.

in all fairness, we yeeted that one over the border with a trebuchet

it was the coke talking

in his defense he was, and continues to be, a weak-willed simpering bitch

Sploosh

Discussion of Lemmy doesn’t seem to be actively stifled, if that’s what you mean. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/ exists

there a whole Black Mirror episode dedicated to the idea of an AI personal assistant. We may not be that far yet, but we’re more than halfway there. We’ve come a long way from Clippy.