How to avoid being hit in your presence then?
magikmw
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magikmw@piefed.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Screen size & your importanceEnglish2·1 month agoGrid VDs club. Although I only use 2x2 because toggle up/down/righ/left is complicated enough for my brain.
magikmw@piefed.socialto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•In SpongeBob, Sandy Cheeks is way more closely related to Pearl and the fish than she is to anyone else in the main castEnglish7·1 month agoWe’re basically fish, we just carry our own salty water around in skinsacks.
Also, all naturally occuring ice is basically rocks, and obviously molten rocks are lava, so we’re carrying lava in our bodies, which makes us lava monsters.
Also also, your (and mine) digestive system is just a tube of outside inside our bodies, so we are torus-shaped fish lava monsters.
You’re welcome.
magikmw@piefed.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why do Americans pretend they're not broke when most Americans are in debt?English42·1 month agoCredit cards don’t have to mean debt if you pay them off before the intrest applies. That’s how you use them responsibly. Many don’t.
magikmw@piefed.socialto World News@lemmy.world•Australia to recognize Palestinian state, leaving US increasingly isolated among key alliesEnglish3·1 month agoThey can do that at any time. Idk what it takes for Australian law, but usually a ratification of a recognition is enough.
Recognition in general is just fake rules like most things in diplomacy.
magikmw@piefed.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Coders on Lemmy be likeEnglish4·3 months agoAs a user of both, I’m chaffed. Chaffed I say.
magikmw@piefed.socialto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the worst you ever hurt yourself as a kid?English6·3 months agoJesus, I’d be pretty mad at my dad for nearly causing my leg to be amputated.
magikmw@piefed.socialto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the worst you ever hurt yourself as a kid?English2·3 months agoWhile chasing around the house I tripped over a bed board and slid my upper lip on a carpet.
A strip of skin down from the base of the nose to my lip was gone. Everyone freaked out about me disfiguring myself.
I picked at it, of course, 25 years later there’s no trace of it. Kids heal fast.
I was sheltered I think, considering some other injuries here.
I was like “cool” and then it started moving.