If you’re smart you do it the quick and easy way and leave the company before it bites you in the ass. Only suckers stay with the same company for more than a few years

Real enterprise programmers know you can get another job in the next year or two so fuck best practice

Think how I do or neck yourself, heretic

Edit: fuck you backwards ass pilgrim sodomites

Less Elon spam. Imagine spending your time obsessing over someone you hate

King Gizzard - Pop In My Step

I’m an alcoholic and I like putting dumb shit on when I’m drunk

I’m not Canadian, but I had a brief fling with a girl from Alberta. She had just gotten out of an 8 year relationship with a crackhead (her words, not mine) and she herself had just been released from rehab. I think I know exactly what you mean somehow

It’s super helpful, but I’m scared shitless of the implications

Mexico: Nuevo León (specifically Monterrey)

This but unironically

I wish the drug in that movie was real

Doing fentanyl on the metro is pretty interesting I’ll give you that

The gf I had at the beginning stayed. No way I would have carried anything serious out with the other one lmao

Early into our relationship I cheated with someone who was just trying to get my money. A year and a half later we’re engaged and she’s just incredible

HOI4 moment

Removed by mod

ES7 won’t come until 2050

Creep (2014) and it’s sequel are some of the best horror movies I’ve seen from the last decade (not saying much, considering the genre is filled with stinkers, but still). They’re both presented as documentaries, and the characters are a little more believable than your average horror character.

I actually prefer Creep 2 over the first one. The protagonist in the first movie is compassionate to a fault and he makes some really dumb decisions. The protagonist in the second movie doesn’t take the threat seriously at the start, but once she realizes the danger she actually gets her shit together

The antagonist in both movies is a brilliant character, and you see some great acting on his part. The guy is an absolute mental case but endearing at the same time. His behavior is both deeply disturbing and hilarious

I use prettier which by default adds semicolons. Coming from predominately doing backend stuff (mostly in Java) I don’t really mind, especially when the formatter adds them for me

Live a little