justadudeingear

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No…. The immigrants stole them all

Why would one equate garbage collection sticks with books?

Oh damn. She’s that old?

Don’t old people just eat a tangerine or something a day?

I pray Charlie Kirk is actually alive and it was a psyop just to piss them all off.

Queue random werewolf sound bytes

Man can’t believe I considered buying this stock. Was between this Tesla and bitcoin…

My gas station had a giant dinosaur and a store down the street had a giant chair. They just chained them down like a dog on a leash.

Mine sells the corpses of trees during Christmas too!

They get mad because I “don’t have responsibilities” and it’s not a conversation just people shouting at me

They say they circumsize because they dont want to have to clean it or it smells. a little funk is okay. i hate the catholic pressure to snip. i wish they didnt obsess over keeping it cute and neat i wish i had the choice.

Lucky I can say Kirk was a piece of shit in life and his legacy is just shit-tastic in death.

Funny that Israel just demolished Palestine’s nation and “found peace” while Trump was being blamed for Greta’s boating incident because he hates her and “windmills”. This world is full of corrupt old men. I just want them all to die with their regimes.

Watching newgrounds and salad fingers was a lot different than being attacked by a bunch of religious socio politicicists.

For some reason the original is a million times creepier

They should be marching for their freedom back. Hot cocoa and mall knives? What a shit country too. Us still shittiest.

Makes no sense. If they have no babies then shouldn’t the elderly offset the diaper deficit?

He looks like Bo burnam

My internal critic flamed and cancelled my last project