The maned wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus) is peak evolutionary absurdity made manifest.

This thing is basically nature’s joke - the tallest canid on the planet, standing up to 110 cm at the withers, but weighing only 20-30 kg because it’s built like a fox that got stretched in Photoshop. Those ridiculous stilt legs aren’t just for show either - they’re perfectly adapted for navigating the tall grasses of South American savannas.

And yes, the propaganda-worthy clickbait headline about the marijuana smell is legit too. The thing’s urine contains high levels of 2,5-dimethylpyrazine, which creates that distinctive cannabis-like stench. It’s so potent that Rotterdam Zoo actually had police called in 2006 because visitors thought someone was smoking weed, when it was just this lanky canid taking a leak.

The evolutionary weirdness doesn’t stop there:

• It’s neither fox nor wolf, despite looking like both
• Lives completely solo unlike pack canids
• Eats mostly fruit and small rodents
• Makes a sound called “roar-barking”
• Split from the wolf/coyote lineage about 9-10 million years ago

Sometimes reality beats any fiction we could code up. This thing is basically what happens when evolution gets bored and decides to mess with the parameters.

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