Both shows that deliberately subvert the Marvel formula.
Both shows that deliberately subvert the Marvel formula.
Owen is the son of Cliegg Lars and another woman who died before Cliegg married Anakin’s mom. So he is Luke’s step-uncle.
What 20 years of moisture farming does to a MF:
Elan Sleazebaggano
In pretty sure it would involve a hierarchy based on which monkeys are best at beating other monkeys to death with typewriters.
I’m eagerly awaiting the demise of Blu-Ray so I can finally get use of my HD-DVD player.
Return Of The Jedi: All their optimism for restoring the republic, Luke restoring the Jedi, Han and Leia starting a family. All made pointless by the crappy sequels.
Clutching your upvotes tight
Exceptions are made if banging is important for the survival of the species*, and they were like the only two in the galaxy. See also: Ki-Adi-Mundi and his 5 wives.
*this exception may or may not have been written by Ki-Adi-Mundi
I used to be a Jedi like you, then I took a lighsaber to the arm. Then later to the knee, and other leg, and other arm. Then later to the robotic version of the arm I lost the first time.
That guy is too smart, he’d better he careful. He’ll be found dead at his desk after mysteriously choking on an HP cyan cartridge.
Bacta reality Oh, there goes gravity
Being a Star Wars fan is easy. You just have to hate Star Wars.
Tell him it was because of Obi-Wan
It’s such a racket. My 3 year old phone is perfect except for the battery. I remember back in the day I could pop open my case with my thumbnail and the battery was just sitting there ready to swap. Nowadays that process involves specialized tools and heating pads to melt glue. I’m hopeful that the industry is trending toward removable batteries again, but that’s still years away.
They might be installed backwards. I think some frosted glass is designed to act similar to a one-way mirror. So they’re probably inside thinking that the glass is practically opaque.
Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
I had forgotten how nauseating corporate doublespeak can be. This can’t be for employees. I cannot fathom how any competent professional would actually this seriously.
Lmao oops I didn’t even realize it was a Google+ thing. I kinda forgot Google+ was a thing, tbh.
This does not make sense. Are you saying that the ideas (or lack of ideas) of the prequels are what contributed to the problems of modern Star Wars?
The prequels had flaws, but ideas and worldbuilding were the least of them. Say what you will about the bad dialogue and directing choices, the prequels at least attempted to tell a fresh story that expanded the universe, and didn’t just rely on nostalgia.
George Lucas could have just made another OT-style adventure, but he deliberately chose not to. He could have used more practical sets and effects, but he wanted to push the medium. He made a lot of mistakes, but he also laid the foundation for future stories to take place in the universe he built.
If anything, one of the big problems with modern Star Wars is when they ignore that foundation. Writers and directors are concerned with putting their creative stamp on things, which leads to incoherence.