I was actually able to buy paper concert tix last November at a major arena. I wanted them for a gift. I had to go to the box office during a sporting event. He told me to keep it on the down-low because they are only supposed to print them if there is a very good reason like equipment failure or something. And he still said I had to give him my phone number. Not sure whose number I gave him though.
You can’t exist without a smart phone now. I went to a baseball game and refused to install their app for the ticket (which couldn’t be purchased with cash). They said they can text a link to a QR code. Printing it wasn’t an option.
I should have asked what I could do if I didn’t have a phone but I suspect their head would explode.
Well which one of the gentlmen in the rest of the photo is responsible?
Great. Because the claws and teeth weren’t enough. You had to add a stinger.
Oh you think that’s cool?
That reminds me of my best friend. He’s a veterinarian.
The twist: he never retrieved his suicide note. His family thinks he’s dead.
Not a hunter, but I play one on the internet. When you buy a hunting license you pay for a deer tag. When you kill a deer, you attach your tag to the antler or ear. Most states allow one harvest per season.
The one on the right is international sign language.
Ladies, is it off-putting if you take home a random guy and he brings his own vibrator?
It is. Look at the hands of the guy in the grey hoodie in the beginning. His fingers are awkwardly interlocked, but then snap right back into the same position as soon as he’s done clapping.
It’s ok to overwork them as long as you thank them for their service.
Nice. Glad I could help. Hopefully it was a video of him and not the fireworks!
You can look at it right after you watch the video of those New Year’s fireworks from 2019.
Or as they call it in the Vatican, “Tuesday.”
Exactly what I was saying. You sound like a good person. Thank you.
You’re not wrong. But if everyone in the home is happy and the parents aren’t pushing anyone out, society shouldn’t determine that you’ve “failed to launch.”
I’m going to make official-looking stickers to say something like “Customer appreciation discount code: 4011.” I’ll put them on all the terminals.