TIL! appreciate the deets

now it’s got

“a comcast enshittification”

below

ironic that winamp is was built on open formats and widespread IP theft (music ripped and shared)… but they’re strangely prickly when it comes to their code.

:|

looks like they’re applying for the position tho…

mowing lawns in texas makes you 1) anticipate death as a routine part of the job and 2) on the long days wish for it’s release.

dad, you’ve left the snack bowls empty. what the hell?

I’m convinced my wife was a war criminal in a past life to have to put up with me.

yeah hard to find info on edgecases like this. if it’s different ceremonies is it the same spell? sure, probably, but will try to break the dm anyway and see what happens :D

can you stack? ie, if I had a couple of clerics and a paladin, could they buff a teen coming of age, dedicate to a deity, and then marry - into some kind of broken superbuff?

NGL…

wedding Marriage should level up over time. give it the huge honeymoon boost, but also, perks at 5,10,15,20+ years… marriage is hard but it comes with rewards.

yeah, well… on the one hand, you can look at it as a response to what happened during the war, with RU losing 20+ million.

On the other hand, you could consider: stalin killed and gulag’d so many of his own people, what does anyone expect him to do to POWs?

ain’t right. but you can’t say it was exactly unexpected.

People whine about monolith hate but fuck that one that woke up on the moon sent a signal to jupiter for fuck’s sake.

a true mayo pro

pfft toasters… lifehack time:

this is why I like the plastic squeeze bottles, yeah, they’re not a terribly efficient way of delivering whipped chicken embryo slurry, but they’re perfect for carrying around underarm - like a mayo holster, your pit will keep it perfectly warm all day long. sprays right out whenever you want a gulp.

along these lines, I call mayo ‘whipped chicken babies’ because it makes my family retch. but it’s true.

Vance’s Patented Couch Treatment

sure buddy, like your old muslim girlfriend from canada in the 80s. we get ya.

oh wow, you must lead a sheltered life if the worst you’ve ever had is fed-ex. bud, they’re actually average compared to UPS, DHL etc

Son,

Child, call me son one more time and I’m gonna show you who’s your daddy.

who do you think put the tx gov into power? Aliens?

stupid fucking texans. like you apparently

ah youth… it’s funny that you think the root is these twats and not the actual fucks who have been driving tx gov into the ground for 20+ years.

cute, sparky, really fucking cute.