Yes, anything on the battlefield counts as a permanent.

I mean if you have a doubling amount of them, you need enough that you can lose 7 per turn and still recover. So you need at least 7 to begin with, and you could block forever.

The real flaw with the comic is that Emrakul has flying, so squirrels can’t block it anyway, unless you give them all flying.

Really though, it’s meant to be a game-winning card. It does so much that it’s very hard to survive and recover if it’s on the board.

When it attacks, the defending player has to sacrifice X permanents, in Emrakul’s case that’s 6.

Probably not 15 turns, what with Annihilator 6 quickly wiping out the board.

Nothing special about them. It’s just a different name for a regular convenience store.

It has neither the positive reputation you assume

This is true. Quebec French is often looked down on by other native French speakers. It’s seen as a rougher version of the language, mostly due to its accent and different pronunciations, and often Quebecois’ simplified vocabulary compared to the French. But what the previous comment was about is that Quebec French is closer to what French sounded like a couple centuries ago, and the language in France has shifted in a different way.

nor do Quebecois say “le stationnement”.

Yes we do.

Quebec has a problem with English in particular as it is seen as overtaking its culture. As such, a lot of English words that the French have directly adopted are instead translated into Frencher versions of the words. Stationnement vs parking is one example, magasinage vs shopping is another.

But how do you pronounce zoo?

Youtube definitely hinders the experience if you have adblockers. I’ve had a page load instantly and the video start to buffer immediately, only to refresh on its own a fraction of a second later, load the page slowly, and then wait about 10 seconds before any buffering would happen. If adblockers are disabled, the page loads instantly and the video buffers immediately.

I also regularly get the little popup in the corner saying “Experiencing interruptions?” but shockingly only if the adblocker is enabled. Weird.

Interesting… who do I talk to at the NYT for the free handjobs?

Many bike lanes are plowed in the winter. The weather is almost always “permitting” depending on how brave you are.

It’s not really weird. It’s something that’s going to happen at some point regardless. Like the article states, erosion made the arches, and it will eventually unmake them.

I’ve never seen a giraffe indoors

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree supports.

What if your GPU or RAM dies?

I mean as long as your PC is still viable, sure. But at some point even a partial downgrade can be an upgrade in some ways.

As old computers age out of gaming-worthiness and/or just die, new computers are built to replace them, and the high cost of memory may force some to get less RAM.

This was the smallest Bluetooth chip back in 2017. I can’t even imagine what else they can fit into the form factor of a USB-C plug nowadays.

C-to-C is even worse because Usb-C requires a chip in the connector, and you never know what that chip is capable of. Usb-A would only have a chip in it if it’s been tampered with.

Have you ever cleaned out a lint trap? All that lint used to be part of the clothes.

That’s an illusory wall if I’ve ever seen one. There’s a hidden bonfire there, and you have to drop off the roof to find it.

Who knew memes were such serious business?

The vacuum cleaner sinking into the mud and dragging the others with him was dark AF. And the blanket, as he’s about to go under, sheepishly says “I’m not scared.”