I remember getting detention on first grade for telling my classmate that a whale had beached here in finland. It happened, it was on the news. Same thing again after I told my classmate about some asteroid that is going to kill us all. On 6th grade the whole class was given detention for not having music books with us because the teachers had decided to change the schedule that morning.

It’s pretty common in the winter where I live. It’s annoying when you’re driving and your wipers and heater can’t keep the windshield clear.

I was old before my 20’s

Because the ticket was so expensive that there was nothing left in the budget

Because it feels so awkward when this happens

Time before ABS: local wear

Always remember to check your victim’s socks too before pinching. Easy to get accused of sexual harassment.