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Good idea, how to enforce?

Thank you for your cervix

Alien ant farm? 🎵

Don’t sass the sass master, son

Hear me out I think we need to start believing in hell again so Trump and his goons have someplace else to go

Don’t give them any ideas!

He’s not sincere, he’s more like Vance. They had him on Some More News (you know, Cody’s Showdy), and thankfully pushed back on some of his statements… Guess what, that episode has been made private 🧐 (still up on spotify though)

Nah, someone’s just summoning John Dillermand

Putin logic:
The more you lie, the more honest you are.
The more you steal, the more trustworthy you are.
The more you lose, the more winning you are.
(Beat that, gay western men who steal Russian women!)

You know what jeopardizes competitiveness? Ivan the Tariffle, and charging so damn much for the electric models.

Do the right thing, grandma.