orenj [he/they]

Homonyms should not exist, get a new sound. i am the #1 homophobe

Wait, not like that

Or my cat, where it gains affectionate connotations

Yup. I’ve pretty much moved to on-device music exclusively. Pretty pricey, but treating myself to a new album feels good every time.

I think its $12/hr compensation, and fuel only gets reimbursed if you gotta drive for more than an hour to show up. I got my letter on my desk, but its for an undetermined date in july

Fuck it, lets teleport. Who cares if death is the means of transport if continuity is maintained

Vinyl records. Its a very… space inefficient way to store your music, but they are pretty to look at.

Look at my idiot goblin, i love him so much

…Is this tech? I should be nicer

I have some of my best and most nourishing sleep in this window.

Thats just a regular housecat, you cant trick me

Oh I like your little tea goblin

No, just a Pathfinder GM. I do have a Caine-do attitude though! (The automaton PC has recently grown a vestigal tongue from their encounter with a symbiotic fungal nightmare swamp representative of their desire to assert themselves as an individual, I hope they love it <3)

I make little adventures for my friends to suffer through

Invisible Boyfriend. They later restyled themselves as Reptar

Best i can do for you is fryday. So long as the united states of america stands, it will always be fry day

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Pants

Mfs really said “hey lets make skirts but uncomfy” and we ate it up

Uh, 12. I wasnt in such a great place mentally and socially as a kid

I thought graysexual is where you’re sexually attracted to homestuck and the protagonist from void stranger

‘Jorking it’ adds back a fair bit of whimsy but retains the blue collar connotations