Yep, as written in the manuscript:
“Stallman’s Sluts and Torvalds’ Thots,
shall all receive some thigh-high socks.”

Yes! It’s barely spitting outside, why are your windscreen wipers trying to break the sound barrier?

Huh, I’m Australian and have never heard of hi-lo milk.
Full cream and light are the two most popular kinds where I am.
Also, you can’t have a milk discussion in Australia without mentioning extra dollop

I keep my fork in my left hand after cutting

Straya.
To be fair I haven’t gone around asking people if they dislike peanut butter, it’s just sort of assumed that everyone likes it (and other spreads like nutella), and I’d be surprised to hear somebody saying they didn’t like it.
We have many local brands. I don’t think I’ve tried one from the USA yet, but we probably have a few imported ones at costco.

Inside??

Says who?
I’m not american and I’ve never met somebody who isn’t allergic to peanuts who doesn’t like peanut butter.

What if I have over 1000 tabs open?

This is the real lifehack for sure, but I found that two arms could never hold enough WCES to get me through the day, so I’ve recently started storing a third bottle in my prison wallet.
I’ve also found it to be a more effective way to keep the 'naise warm, so I tend to alternate the bottle positions throughout the day for more equal warming.

No bro, wtf.
Use the toaster like a normal human.

Twenty Sided / Shamus Young 😢