I’d take them, and then use the inability to feel bad about the state of the world to kill myself without feeling guilty about the extremely incredibly miniscule whole I’d leave in it

It, uh, genuinely didn’t occur to me that I could draw with my hands physically

It’s also just straight up hot dog packaging

Hahahaha

Matrix is stunningly unintuitive to use, sadly.

Well I know a plastic bag and some duct tape didn’t work

Oglaf is fucking hilarious

Why the fuck is burn censored?

That wasn’t sarcastic, or not directed negatively at you anyway. Love to see clarification, hate that it’s needed

Love the rhetorical question clarification

On the contrary, wolverine can be circumcised infinitely

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Hansel and gretal moment

This is less childfree and more “every woman wants to be a mother of course!!!”

Like want to get your tubes tied? Nope we’re not gonna do that because then you can’t be a mother!!!

I’m purposefully exaggerating so you get the vibe, but this is a real problem facing women

Different strategies for different situations!

What a sweetie

It’s actually really fucking cool, for ones like this they cast them in concrete sections, seal the ends, float them out, and sink them into place! Practical engineering made a video about

I have! If I’d had a gun a year ago, I’d’ve shot myself instead of half assing it

I wish more people had that attitude in general

It’s like… Opening the silverware drawer when you get a spoon out for a snack and not closing it. It’s a basic level of tidying up after yourself.