It’s just so… Deeply satisfying.

Hey I have all these things.

Though I’m about to hit 40. Better late than never I suppose.

According to my carrier, I use an average of 17GB. Work WiFi isn’t always reliable so sometimes I just let loose. I pay $25 monthly for unlimited, so it’s not like I have to worry about it.

I dunno the 1800s?

Hey me too. You are not alone.

I’ve been making this argument every single time. What we’re living through right now is a mean idiot in charge of the government with a relatively smart, evil fucker pulling his strings. Not a bunch of morons with a 1st grade reading level who are, at the very least, not doing blatantly evil things. The folks in Idiocracy are indeed idiots, but they’re well-meaning idiots. These folks are just plain malicious assholes doing everything they’ve always wanted to do because they’re just corrupted individuals.

I’d much rather live as I am (I was the “gifted kid” in school) in Idiocracy than where I do now. Idiocracy was actually merit based. These fuckers are cultish in everything they do.

https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY

That’s okay I’ll date your parents for you.

My ex fiancee named my last cat Mittens, but I pretty much always just called her “Kitty”. She responded to it, but I always kinda got the impression she responded to me in particular over whatever I called her.

If not for lays, why is it made of warm?

Y’know, I know this is a joke, but back when I did contract work, I legit had a client do this. They bought two i3-2100s because 3+3 equals 6 and that’s more than a single i5.

No, mostly because they’re not worth keeping in touch with. The only times when I’ve interacted with any extended family, it’s always been as a sideshow to my parents being asked for money (or other stuff) by them. Keeping in touch with family was always secondary to them, and doing it for the sake of it was never in mind. They have no way to contact me and that’s the way I want it to be.

Oh man thanks Pope!

No they love stupid lesbians

Mine used to be “Network Name? Why not Zoidberg?”

No, I’d say you’re having a normal, human reaction to this news.

Shit man I’ve just been winging it my whole life. Fuck I guess I’ll sit down this weekend and come up with something solid. 😓

Fish fuck* in it.

Ice water. Always.

I also really love orange juice and most cherry flavored sodas, both artificial and natural.