That’s true. I assumed it was more of a cure for aging. But OP did say “live forever” and “not dying”, so I’d agree that I don’t want those.

Y’all are crazy, I’d take immorality in a heartbeat if anyone was offering.

It’s nothing special but it’s always there for you. It’s like the one that’s been waiting while you’ve chased after other beverages and had your heart broken, and then you realize it was the one all along. tl;dr you friendzoned water

Whiskey coke

Hey, some of us Americans just elected democratic socialists as our mayors.

So would you consider Slay the Spire and Balatro to be roguelikes? I think they meet these four criteria.

Is going “la la la” acceptable?

In a way it’s the plot of Hollow Knight.

A cataclysm

Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?

Long passwords are more secure which is why I chose PasswordAdminQwertyAbcdefg1234567890987654321

Hi Kindly, I’m dad.

Wait, that didn’t really work…

Yeah I agree. The shower thought was just that you could take it more literally.

You are saying I thank you, and how I thank you is kindly (gratefully or with grace).

This is exactly what I’m saying - “How I thank you is kindly” i.e. “I’m being kind in the way I’m thanking you”

Relevant Stand-up Maths

My brother in christ, you chose the instance.

Socks, chairs, houses

Yeah, we shouldn’t let the AI companies get away with this. We should all start using AI to teach them a lesson!

Edit: it is kind of funny to think about AI getting trained on anti-AI content and becoming self-hating (in behavior only of course).

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