This boy here is short I say short – them jokes is going right over his head

Nah. Was in line for lunch and had time.

Crypto. Most LLM based AI. 80-90 percent of the startup world after 2009.

Anything related to toxins or detox. Keto and Carnivore diets.

Most online college programs.

Those vibram finger shoes and barefoot running. Most gym memberships; honestly half of the gym bros need to diet more than they need to slam weights and HIIT

Probably ozempic, since people going off it immediately balloon back up

I’ve wondered for a long time what the long term impacts of aggressive teeth bleaching are on enamel, too, but not sure if I’d call that snake oil; it works entirely as intended

Chicharrónes are fried pork belly skin, no? Wouldn’t it be Cerda?

Jesus that’s bleak

To put a finer point on it… Everyone is using FB marketplace, including old ladies, rednecks, and the local illegals who barely speak english.

I hate FB, but I use it to buy, repair, and flip cars cuz it’s the only place that has a broad view into things. Just as many scams as CL, but the UI is a little better.

related: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Some_Thoughts_on_the_Science_of_Onanism

by Mark Twain, btw. short read, and hilarious

The Road, the book, is the only book I’ve ever read that haunted me for a while after. Movie was a decent adaptation, but left some stuff out.

Prolapse is a thing. Good luck googling that.

The mid 2010s trend plus COVID putting everyone into goblin mode.

This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

Nah. No changes to labor costs, except they might have gone up slightly since now our offshore teams are Cloud Support and can charge 1.50/hr more.

No processes go any faster and some are arguably slower

Monopoly? the game that was created to teach people how they’re being screwed by landlords? and they want to make this into a movie?

I feel like Theodor Adorno would be shaking his head

Wasn’t that the point of reincarnation in the first place? Like you keep dying until you hit Nirvana. And you fuck up badly you get bumped back to snail.

So at least one of them have a dad like Randy?

“I thought this was America”

FLAWLESS VICTORY

Less fucking about, more fucking

It exists entirely for Mario Kart or to keep nieces and nephews busy.

My mom won the lottery, small amount but enough to buy some big gifts for xmas for us. She got me a Peleton, and while I love the gym / staying active I hate that damn thing.

to paraphrase hl mencken: ask and ye shall receive – and receive it good and hard