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Cake day: July 26th, 2023

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  • Sometimes documentation doesn’t help. My workplace used to be waterfall and we still have systems analysts producing documentation

    One piece of work came to my team as “this calculation fails in this case and we can’t tell why”

    Looking at it there were two updates in the documentation showing updates ten years ago the first fixing that corner case with the second fixing a side effect of the fix

    Why didn’t it work? It was never built, or perhaps built but never merged

    On the good side we have an excellent plan for how to fix that corner case, on the bad side we aren’t funded to do that amount of work so we have to half arse a solution



  • Presuming you don’t play Palladium fantasy, since no one does, you could steal this critter

    Corpse creature

    Lies in ruins looking like a week old corpse, wearing something obvious and valuable, such as a gold pendant

    When someone tries to remove the valuable the corpse creature grabs them strongly by the neck and strangles them

    The corpse creature doesn’t collect loot, doesn’t eat their kills, it’s just out to bait and murder

    In the Palladium system it has a strength of 23, you’d probably want to make it moderately powerful but only on its first attack

    If a group approaches it’ll keep playing dead, it only attacks lone individuals






  • I found all of them

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    • heart: the left petal of the left most flower before the log
    • moon: under the replacing bug bottom right
    • horn: the fork on right
    • butterfly: in the lillypad 2nd from the left above the turtle
    • apple: portal of the flower to the left of the one the bug is on
    • ring: the top of the bucket next to the bag
    • snek: the legal to the left of the brush
    • flowerpot: boy’s right boot
    • crown: upside down between the second and third tree from the left
    • crayon: the trailing end of the log (presuming the turtle is facing forward)
    • lightbulb: in the seeds middle right
    • mug: centre tree bending right
    • raindrop: second bounced lillypad
    • bell: turtle shell
    • sock: bottom left between the Lilly place
    • hairbrush on legal of flower on left
    • banana: top of bag right hand side
    • lightning bolt: above the turtle’s head in the waves
    • icecream cone: the net of the spotty boots

    Edit to add: thank you for an hour of fun