They absolutely catch badly behaved wealthy people
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psud@aussie.zoneto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What is the result of a programmer's work?English2·3 days agoI have some perl code still good after ~20 years. Personal accounting and bill prediction, command line with todo comments about a never made web interface
I wonder if there are any TOTP apps for Linux phones (though I think I’ll have to keep an Android or Apple device around for my workplace’s 2FA which doesn’t have anything for anything other than apple and Android phones, and only with full security)
I feel like I saw this or the same thing on a different screenshot before AI, I’m not sure whether it’s deliberately crafted bad security thing or legit bad from the wild
I don’t think it’s the result of vibe coding
psud@aussie.zoneto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When your vibe code works, but it has no right toEnglish2·4 days agoThe aim with simple antennas is to get their length right to match the radio waves. Often at 1/4 of the wavelength.
The type of metal an antenna is made of matters, as the speed of light is different in different materials.
I suspect if it doesn’t work well it’s because the manufacturer either made it the wrong length or used a fibreglass tape measure rather than a steel one
I don’t think Edward III was feudal.
Under feudalism the king owned everything. He would delegate some rights to lesser nobles so they would hold and manage lands in his stead, but the king owned everything and everyone
I wonder if Minecraft gave them non-d&d ideas about wolves
I’m pretty sure the PHB says to roll up a new character if yours dies (also a poison trap calls for a con saving throw (which a rogue has little chance of making)) but the satanic panic never cared about what the games actually said or did
She really should have learnt from the Jesus promoter how to be a cleric and raised her suicided friend from the dead. Perhaps she should have used her wiz powers first to get her dad to get her 1k gold worth of diamonds
If role playing games gave you the powers of your character I’m torn between Palladium druid and d&d 3.5 druid
3.5 druid is winning due to its ability to cast reincarnate, and to craft contingent spells. The trick being to get to level 11 for the contingent spell feat in the modern world
The Palladium druid doesn’t get to live forever but has better access to fewer spells
Also I live in a city built along ley lines which is good for the Palladium druid
Since it’s all made up though and the games are so closely related I’m sure I can blend them and give the Palladium druid the d&d feats and spells
I like playing a (d&d 3.5) druid. The deal is you get to come back and you get to be young again. You need to want to come back though. Also there needs to be enough of you left to cover in rare oils and ungents. The magic only works if your corpse (or your remnant dust) smells nice
d% Incarnation Str Dex Con 01 Bugbear +4 +2 +2 02-13 Dwarf +0 +0 +2 14-25 Elf +0 +2 -2 26 Gnoll +4 +0 +2 27-38 Gnome -2 +0 +2 39-42 Goblin -2 +2 +0 43-52 Half-elf +0 +0 +0 53-62 Half-orc +2 +0 +0 63-74 Halfling -2 +2 +0 75-89 Human +0 +0 +0 90-93 Kobold -4 +2 -2 94 Lizardfolk +2 +0 +2 95-98 Orc +4 +0 +0 99 Troglodyte +0 -2 +4 100 Other ? ? ?
Though I swap human and their original race.
This is the punishment for telling the druid they’re your healer.
In this example the LLM confuses a table for a database
Our more likely failed to correct what it stole from explainxkcd
Ed. Nope. Explainxkcd doesn’t make the same error
Any deal involving whole percentages of stock will affect the stock price, it’s insider trading when you get a call from someone at AMD before the deal is public, so you can profit. It’s not insider trading for AMD executives to exercise their stock options (which they already had) to profit from the stock movement they just authorised
Cui bono? The executives who approved the deal will make bank on their stock options
It’s never good for a company to have unprofitable decisions made by people for whom the decision is profitable
psud@aussie.zoneto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What is the result of a programmer's work?English1·5 days agoI feel sorry for 1990s people doing my job. When they moved a paper process to a highly automated IT solution they halved our workforce. When we do the same we get people moved to more valuable work
Government IT is rewarding but is also so dependent on political processes.
psud@aussie.zoneto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What is the result of a programmer's work?English1·5 days agoAnd nobody was unhappy that you estimated 3 sprints but took 12
psud@aussie.zoneto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Working in a large corporation is a place where you get paid forEnglish2·7 days agoI’m loving work from home. The ability to do whatever during dull meetings, work through lunch on something interesting because you had lunch during the all staff meeting
Have the radio on even
I can’t count the number of coffees I’ve made during stand-up
psud@aussie.zoneto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Working in a large corporation is a place where you get paid forEnglish1·7 days agoWe also do SAFe, I think they buy it for the name. We’re reasonably agile except we don’t choose our work, our input on feature sizing is ignored, we get told off for failing to deliver on time, we’re not encouraged to demo work to business
At least we do have scrum masters and sometimes product owners and work vaguely to sprints
Test is the least agile as they have an 80 page document on how to document testing and it’s impossible for them to have admin done in time to actually start testing until sprint 2. Since we went to using Git, build is unlikely to finish anything quickly as the automated unit tests are time consuming
I have been a scrum master and it’s almost fun in that role to try to make a team more agile
They used one formatting mark, and it’s the most common. What are you smoking, and may I have some?