Knock knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and you’ll find out!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Because it didn’t have any body to go with

Unfortunately, our local council doesn’t allow having roosters because of the crowing. Hens only.

Been trying for 6 years. Not desperately, but it would be nice. Thinking about getting chickens.

Did anyone watch Liquid Television?

PhD in Quackery

To those who feel saddened by this, always remember that you can be your own best friend. Treat yourself.

Because it’s really tasty!

Same goes for anything artificial. Sour cream and chives chips, burger rings, cordial etc. We eat it because it tastes good.