Any idea why your experience and /u/Addlemus ’ seem so different? The premium benefits?

385 is less than typical Obamacare per MONTH, depending on the state you’re in.

That…sounds much worse than what I or anyone in my immediate family and friend group have in the US.

Thia comic is stuck in the 90s - 2010s.

Today’s Republicans are far, far more insidious and dangerous.

It’s no longer healthcare and infrastructure on the line. It’s everything.

I had seven billion updoots or whatever on reddit. I haven’t used it for 2 years.

Also, why is that “hardcore”? You might want to reevaluate your relationshio with social media and computing. If you can’t disconnect from it that sounds unhealthy.

I think this is supposed to be exaggerated humor, bit this is literally happening.

Stupid care bear belly lookin mf

You know, that’s totally fair.

Neither can Eris, but it’s also not a planet probably

Possibly over 100.

OK, how about Eris

They can’t

Use your shoulder? Or a headset?

Right, you just use, you know, non-disposable diapers in that case.

Jumped out at me too, it’s kinda archaic. These days everyone would say “sawn’ded”.

That is very possible.

Why would you want to use speakerphone anyway? Especially in a public place where they’d be harder to hear?

I say that kind of thing to people, but I’m being intentionally stupid. Because it’s funny.

“Happy birthday!”

“Thanks, you too!”

I’m pretty sure everyone thinks I’m just actually stupid. Especially my wife.

No probalo

Unrelated, but Moby Dick was named after a real white whale named Mocha Dick, which was nicknamed after first being encountered near Mocha Island.