Is translation of good 1980s eastern European joke

In joke, doorbell is wired to system which causes medium brain damage in dogs. Is also comment on real life.

Cookie monster?

The only reason you are a Christian is because your parents are, not because it is Truth.

Uh, ok.

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Allah is real, I would stake my life on it

Vishnu is real, I would stake my life on it

Jesus is real, I would stake my life on it

Odin is real, I would stake my life on it

Yahweh is real, I would stake my life on it

Wahguru is real, I would stake my life on it

Zeus is real, I would stake my life on it

Amenterasu is real, I would stake my life on it

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I’m not seeing where they said that there was nothing more to women.

Depends on who you’re showering with maybe

I see virtually no one not returning them, but I’m sure it happens.

Or keep you from bouncing and hitting the ceiling in cases of extreme turbulence. Or yo help on cases of lower-speed crashes (cases where the plane goes into some nosedive are less likely), etc.

Mostly only if it causes heartburn or indigestion. Otherwise, not really.

Doesn’t seem like it’d make you sleep better, though.

It’s underwear that is attracted to underwear of the same sex.

I thought they were generally made fun of and rare anymore pretty much everywhere, like people who still buy white tube socks. And wear them with sandals.

mostly

Alfa Romeos are pretty reliable now, in general

Al also happily shared the comic yesterday on BlueSky.

I know. He just couldn’t get the questions right.

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OMG it’s a Buster Keaton film too!!

I know what my wife and I are watching tonight.

No trivia about that film is useless!

But this came out today, and is Willie Wealthy.