Gotta keep them fresh and edible mmmm

I can see this comic being abused so much. Love it.

We have half a movie to fill with padding, Padawan

78? You must be new to the internet.

It’s not very effective.

Unrelated, how does one treat 4th degree burns of the groin?

Global rules for extracting space resources

Lolwat?

Jesse Cox, ist that thou?

It wouldn’t be too much work to hook the request language up to a CMS and then a translation service. You could produce in a couple of popular languages upfront and then when someone with a new language visits a landing page, translate it at high priority (few seconds), then the cascade the next most likely click-throughs in order of popularity (or callout weight if it’s new). The translations can then be queued for review, and it will mean you only translate when you need to, and the user only experiences a second or so delay as the translation streams the content above the fold.

“Our parents” … ?

👀

Why tf is that limp pastry wearing a flack jacket?

Obviously it was a terrorist cafe serving up hot frothy cups of terrorism and warm steamy cinnamon coated terror rolls.

/s because Poe’s law

Were? Am I not now?

Because they hide the boner

Your attitude is entirely dependant on your latitude my natty dude

“I think I should ask a professional their opinion, you clipboard on an ass”