Principal Victoria says she’s taking it in as evidence.

Whatever happened to OpenOffice? I remember 20 years ago it was looking to be the next best thing.

Cousin Niko, a PiЯwasser truck! Must be from back home!

I always want to send them something like “What a big boy that you know what you got! And when you make the sale you can add the money to your piggy bank!”

“We’re going to start testing for piss, because we hear people take breaks for that too.”