that sounds a little harder than what I’m trying to pull off. I heard there’s this super secret scumbag lifehack where if an autistic person picks a country different enough from their own, their social symptoms tend to just appear as average immigrant idiosyncrasies.

I’m pretty repulsed by my own country’s culture so I’m hoping I’ll be spared that “grass is always greener” fallacy that tends to befall other expats.

take my energy, blahaj ✊ evolve to your next form

trying to emigrate. I can’t die here this sad and this alone. I’m motivated by self hate and a delusion that since I was happy one time it could happen again

holy damn that’s based. I want on whatever watchlist they put you on

that’s about where I’m at now. take a wild guess why American capitalists are so hung up about increasing birth rates and cutting our health care

30 yeah try 50, muchacho. or do you live somewhere sane or something?

that too

getting a Honda Civic up there to sideswipe somebody’s satellite would be elegant poetry

Ha while you were Chaining Lightning and Disintegrating Polymorphs, I studied THE ARTS

don’t call me when the Barbarians are at your Gates

holy based

Couple of these here 50 states gotta go. I’m annexing them on behalf of Rhode Island. Try to fuckin stop me. Wait does anybody know my powers only work for 48 hours? Cuz otherwise I think I can bluff

my super-ignorant American take:

Pakistan, really really hates India. I hope it can be healed but I don’t know enough to dare saying how. Poor but admirable aspirations at space exploration. Zealous about parenting and proud of their culture. Probably more similar to my own background than a lot of people would feel comfortable admitting.

Qatar, rich from oil deals with America. Corrupt but it’s our fault for lavishing them while we raped the rest of the middle east for plunder. Intolerant but could probably be won over to be less outwardly hateful of new ideas since they’ve tasted wealth and desire to join the international community. The things that their religion makes them hate tend to be things that most other Abrahamic religions also hate, which could be grounds for friendship? I don’t think it works like that but it’s fun to joke.

Americans are pretty racist but these two nationalities get less hate than others. Or would if American’s bothered to learn the difference. Most of us can’t point to Qatar on a map. I hope this was amusing to read.

dude last October I was getting 15-24 messages a day from these psychopaths. they call to make sure your phone is active. they don’t care who owns it, only if you receive their message spam. they sell the number and name they have to every call center in Punjabi.

never EVER keep a phone number that used to belong to an elderly american. get rid of it as soon as you find out.

it’s not the same. I don’t think she even shares the Greek entomology root with meme

been there done that. such a bad fucking job.

I wish I was half the man he is