When you are that ugly, you’d think you wouldn’t want your mug all over the place reminding people you look like a sack of spoiled mayo spray tanned orange and stuffed into a bad suit.

Peak manliness right there according to the MAGAt moron brigade. Peak. Lol looks like he’s shitting himself in that picture.

So fucking pathetic.

How DARE you be in love and show your happiness towards another person that loves you too! That’s a TERRIBLE thing, didn’t you know???

😠

The first of the Dragonlance books. I loved that trilogy so much as a kid. With Raistlin and Caramon, Tika, and Riverwind, Goldmoon… Thirty years later I still remember it.

I would have absolutely sacrificed 99.9% of the people on earth for my cat. Not even gonna sugar coat that.

You’d think what’s going on in what used to be the US (now a crater of burning shit) would have been a lesson for the rest of you.

Do Not Vote Con If You Don’t Want Life To Suck.

Recent favorite:

The track when you fight Consort Radahn in Elden Ring. I am absolutely OBSESSED with the man who sings that one part… You’d have to listen to it and you’ll spot who I mean. He has such a powerful voice, you can hear him over the rest. It’s just awe inspiring.

(So glad I can finally gush about that song)

I’d frown pretty heavily and wait for them to explain themselves. I highly doubt anyone is dreaming of me in a sexy way and certainly no one is gonna risk a slap for it (a la Moonstruck), so I’m gonna be thinking they had a dream about some horrible fire breathing demon woman screeching at them and possibly burning down their lives.

To which I will say, cool, man. Then wonder wtf I did to traumatize this person.

Fucking TACO. Pathetic…

Daaang. They beat the US? That is impressive as hell.

Ooo you could buy maybe MAYBE buy a months worth of baby supplies on that. Cool. Yeah. That’ll fix everything wrong with everything.

TACO

My mom used to say “been ____-ing looong?” with a silly twang. No idea where she got that from and I’ve never heard anyone else do it. Like, if you trip she’d say been walkin’ looong? If you choke on your soda, she’d say been drinkin’ looong?

Some kind of weird hick thing, I’m sure.

No thanks! I feel like the Health Inspectors would fail that place…

(If muskrat and PEDOnald were still in love, I’d assume the health inspectors would be losing their jobs next)

I want it.

That justification enough for me. If I can afford said thing, I’ll buy it. Having it live rent free in my head is way more annoying than just forking out the dough for whatever dumb thing I currently am obsessing over.

I dislike countries with backwards religion that tries to oppress women and certain groups.

And the US, atm.

(/am in the US)

Yup. Then I forgot what community I was on and had to start over again.

Good god that is horrifying! Wtf!

Twangy country. It’s embarrassing

Good on you Brazil. Stick to your metaphorical guns on this because TACO

That is bankruptcy, pure and simple. There’s no way you’d financially recover from a four month stint in the hospital.

People have literally unalived themselves here over hospital bills like that.

Thank God you weren’t in a shit hole country, like the US.