Thwip me giant spider-mommy

ITT: the vegan or the cyclist I can’t tell

I chose 2 actually
Faded old Yankee dad hat
Yankee snapback with oversized logo
And turning the visor to the back is old hat

This looks like my dog that passed away 4 years ago!!! Lola I miss you!

lil bit of virus to speed up age/id verification
governments are “scrambling” to trace people who were on that ship

Anti-intellectualism

Making fun of people for reading or learning or knowing “too much” about a thing

This feels like a p versus np problem

“Y’all welcome”

Sam altman fucking wishes

Fuck off Randy

Now when are those burgers getting here?

Geoduck

Its pronounced “gooey-duck”
Its not gooey
Its not a duck
Its a clam

Wat the name of that churh in norway I wanna check it out

The problem is that you measured 3 times everyone knows you only measure twice and cut once

If cash in envelopes scare you you can find voucher cards on amazon and theyre just 16 digit scratch offs

We communicate with written words imagine if we communicated with written numbers instead

They do this in argentina if you speak Spanish and you have darker skin. And the best part their English is more broken than my Spanish.

Nyc gives you the freedom to have your emotions. The south tells you god planned it and you should pray harder

Is it because they’re more likely to fall out a window?

Its like loot boxes for my body pain

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