No. If it isnt worth reading now then it isn’t worth reading

Most public bathroom tissue is exactly one molecule thick.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SKEEZIX.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Dont feel bad, the smartest kid in our school now pumps gas.

Maybe they shouldn’t.

The statements are both true. Also, the best way to get someone to accomplish something is to tell them it can’t be done.

Nicotine is 7 times more addictive than heroin. It’s unlikely you’ll be able to stop.

Well Star Wars seems to take two approaches: some races seem to be force sensitive as an implicit property, i.e Yoda’s race (whatever TF that is). Then for every other race force sensitivity is sort of randomised in a Ralph Tresvant way.

Well that’s a good point. But how would he train them?

So why does it only come with 40.5 million plastic bux if the title of the set is 4.05 billion

It seems to me there’s something serious beginning
A new approach found to the meaning of life
Deny that happiness is open as an option
And disappointment disappears overnight

Relax, what you see is what you see
And what you get is a new philosophy

Miserablism: Is is and isn’t isn’t …
Miserable

your comment made me fart

Haven’t heard of that one. What’s it about?

In English, when they ask the time, we reply: Puolivälissä ohitti apinan perse. Because in English Puolivälissä rhymes with perse.

Do you prefer the top or the bottom?

Global degrees sucks. Stay away.

• Make sure the heating element is working. If you open the dishwasher immediately after the cycle ends, some steam should come up in your face and the dishes should almost be too hot to hold.

• It’s not enough to just pick food out of the filter. It might still be slimy. You have to remove the filter and scrub its parts with a stiff soapy brush. Especially the screen type parts.

• When the filter is out, check the hole where it goes to see if there is food or slime in there.

• Don’t use liquid detergent, pods, or any detergent with fragrance. You don’t want dishes that smell like fragrance. If they do, then they’re not rinsed. Instead, use fragrance-free tablets. Fragrance interferes with the cleaning because the fragrance itself needs to be cleaned.

• Put the detergent tablet in the bottom of the dishwasher, never in the door compartment.

• Take both the top and bottom spinning spray-arms out of the washer and examine every squirt hole in each one to see if any are blocked. Bits of eggshell and vegetable are common culprits. Make sure each hole is completely clear by putting the spray arms inlet agains the kitchen sink faucet.

• Last and most important, and probably your issue: the last thing you need to do before EVERY wash is to push both baskets into the washer, then reach in and give each spinning spray arm a spin to see if they spin freely or blocked by a dish. Listen when you spin it, if it is blocked you’ll hear it banging on a plate as it goes around. They are powered by the water, and even a slight catch on a plate or dish will stop it from spinning. This is what usually causes “wet dog ass” plates.

Does pi hole help with chatty smart tv’s talking back to the mother ship?

The internet has ads?

Where you gonna go? Back to reddit?