They’ve been collecting this data for over a decade and are just now starting to figure out what to do with it.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

And to the queer for who we stand fabulous?

I dunno. I’m trying too hard.

X(Twitter) = Biggest Nazi bar on the Internet

See your doctor if the condition persists for more than two hours.

Umm… Isn’t that what Amazon does at a global scale?

China has entered the chat.

Is this in reference to pdiddy?

I want to say pour one out to my dead Honda. But that was my first car that never leaked.

The fear of being unable to protect one’s self and family as one ages.

Why bother with Google at all?

I have not seen any uptick. But then again, I’m not looking for it.

If anything, all the extra traffic concerning it will persuade me to be proactive about it.

I do, but not with lids that travel well.

His first last name or his second last name?

The main perpetrator can’t get redgifs to load inside the app, presumably because of some change on the redgifs side. In a fit of sexual frustration, they are trying to bring attention to this bug by spamming the sub.

Time to spin up the old down vote bots.

I really miss the worthless internet points.