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So your parents didn’t kick you out at 18 while saying something about birds?

I see stuff like this so often at restaurants… except both of them on their phones and neither are paying attention to anything other then their phone. Literally just went to a restaurant to buy a ~$100 pic for the gram. >…>

Frederic “Bingo” Brown, b. 1923 d. 2002, was a farmer in Northern Tennessee and astute dog lover.

Bitte eine Koloskopie.

Anal Bread Dildo.

Cute as heck!

HOWEVER, if a cat is constantly purring that could mean they’re in pain. Have they been to a vet recently?

OH LAWD!

I’ve found eating a rich person helps a lot.

Well, it is a bit weird to keep only the bottom half of your fur-suit on.

Napkin and lighter included!

Afaik IVPN is really the only alternative. I’ll be switching to them soon when my account expires.

HEY. IT’S DANGEROUS TO POOP ALONE! YOU DON’T KNOW WHO’S ROUND HERE TO SNEAK UP ON YAH. HEY! OPEN THE DOOR SO I CAN WATCH YAH BACK. HEY!

Because your father smelt of elderberries. I also fart in your general direction. Now tell us your favourite linux distro or I shall taunt you a second tieme. >:(

*farts in your general direction

Welcome!

Your mother is a hamster.

Have a nice day!

It was icy and I was running. There were snow banks on either side of the sidewalk and I automatically curled up into ball as I fell so it was this human in the shape of a ball bouncing down the sidewalk. Anyway, that’s the last time my wenis was injured. Nothing cereal, just a bruise.