France has ordered the empire to issue a software fix for elevated radiation levels detected from the dStar 12 or face a nationwide death star recall. The empire responded with a link to an article on its EmpireNews app that states the radiation levels are fine.

Members of the local Force Usergroup say they are hopeful this latest revelation will prompt citizens to migrate to the Pine Moon of Endor, but many people are not in a financial position to abandon the dStar 12.

Lower Decks feels like Webby Vanderquack from DuckTales 2017 wrote an animated video podcast about Star Trek. It’s cool if you’re into that, but it’s not Star Trek… it’s a bunch of kids using current vernacular to geek out about Star Trek.

This was an hour-long ad for Lower Decks to boost viewership after Prodigy’s cancellation.