Taking a drive when it’s sunny and traffic is light.

Cooking from a new recipe and having it come out good.

Sliding into bed on new sheet night.

I don’t need the problem described any more. I need ideas for fixing it.

Hmm. If I want a peanut, can I do the same thing?

Sometimes you need to rename something that was originally named after someone who became a national humiliation.

What’s the link between Firefly and the other ones?

I’m still not sure I believe in those people. Sounds made up.

I got so tired of them I actually started asking ChatGPT for recipes instead. It’s mostly worked out.

More screen length = more space for embedded video ads.

fart gun

I got my nephews one of those! It disappeared after a week, but what a week.

One of the most fun characters I’ve played was a broken-down elite super-science soldier who was so addled by basilisk memes and psychotronic warfare that he needed his intelligent gun to remind him where he was every ten minutes.

Global basilisk hack. Everyone staring at a screen has a fatal seizure and tips over. Uncontacted tribes in the Amazon basin inherit the Earth.

Pineapple soup?

Is to carry out a death sentence.

Example : at one point it was seen as obscene to talk about copulation, coit and fornication. So, for the houses where the king approved fornication, they simply created a modest acronym F.U.C.K. (short for : Fornication Under King’s Consent) that later became itself seen as (of course) obscene.

I believe that theory has been debunked and ‘fuck’ is from low German, meaning ‘to strike’.

I don’t need a whole pineapple to cook a hawaiian pizza.

Yeah, pineapple pieces in tins.

I bought myself a lava lamp because yes, they’re cool. Takes an hour to warm up, though. I usually lose my focus on it before that.

Burger buns. Salad greens. Tinned pineapple.

As a child in the local library, I always passed the large print section and there was always this one book there: The Spitting Image. It had a furious-looking gargoyle on the cover and it used to scare me at first, but over time it seemed goofier and goofier. And since as an adult I have to fight the urge to be goofy when I should be serious, I felt like it was suitable.

I like to think the statue was already there and they built the apartments around it.