I wish there was a way to explain this without making it sound gross, but get some saltines, chew em up, and sneak the pill into the mash in your mouth before you swallow

Considering almost every one of my ancestors for the last few hundred million years managed to have sex at least once, I’d say it’s pretty remarkable how I’ve managed to avoid it so far

My point wasn’t about how common they were, it was about how easy it is to find out what they mean. I don’t think it matters whether we’re shortening a common phrase or a noun, any search engine will tell you that AMV stands for anime (or animated) music video. Contrast that with something like MIL, which you can’t easily search up (it usually stands for mother-in-law)

I’ve never felt like I can’t say whatever I want on SJW

Lmao I remember going all in on Voat for like 2 days before I realized everyone else there was a nazi

My favorite:

abusive admin - threatened to send Hillary Clinton feet pics. Also, pedo

He also has a habit of making videos that are just long ads, like that self-driving car, or that shampoo

Sharing users’ mental health information with advertisers and connecting LGBT users with Christian faith-based therapists are the two big issues I’m aware of

The electricity one wasn’t so much him being wrong as it was him being really bad at communicating that one point

I’m the opposite. As soon as I have a sticker I have to put it on something. The sticker that came with my lockpicks is on my 3D printer. The JWST sticker that I got from the Lake Afton observatory is on my Xbox. If there’s a flat surface with enough space for it, that sticker is on it

I still regret not putting that JWST sticker on my actual telescope

I still don’t, but I didn’t too

This is exactly how I feel every time I have to clip my fingernails

Like, dishes? I don’t mind. Laundry? I enjoy it. But these damn nails just won’t stop growing I just fucking clipped them and now they’re getting long again

Eve, from Birdie Wing

And my favorite comment from that thread

I used to be the kind that would have downvoted this comment, but every android update has me eyeing apple more and more. If there were an equivalent to Tasker, I’d switch in a heartbeat.

Note to self—don’t make any comments on cake day

Ah, complaining about the culture of the site was my favorite part of reddit culture

Well the greatest song in the world was famously performed by Jack Black and Kyle Gass, and they can’t remember how it went

Heh. You made one mistake… Your safety’s on.

Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?