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sudo@lemmy.todayto World News@lemmy.world•Netanyahu blasts 'shameful' recognition of Palestinian state; U.N. delegates walk out to protest speechEnglish161·19 days agoOr through his cranial cavity with a 9mm diameter piece of lead
sudo@lemmy.todayto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL the little things on strawberries are actually the fruit. What you eat is receptacle tissue.English11·2 months agocum the whole ejaculate, semen and sperm
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It’s still in progress…
Yes burgers are not sandwiches
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The interior […] extended seven levels below the surface
Obviously it’s because lady horses just love a sexy stache and so they’re hooking up more.
sudo@lemmy.todayto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them.11·7 months agoNo one is going to give you education.
The shape/lip on those will be a nightmare to drink out of
sudo@lemmy.todayto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•When we finally get to a 4 day work week, will you be happy to see Friday go, or Monday?3·1 year agoSounds like a military thing? Not a normal US civilian worker phrase.
sudo@lemmy.todayto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Bill Cosby, Gene Hackman, Eartha Kitt, Burt Lancaster, Steve McQueen, and Barbra Streisand were some of the names on Nixon's "Enemies List"English7·1 year agoNot back then when he was raping people but it was a secret?
But if I edit the word doc in notepad and rip out some of the metadata to corrupt it, I can submit it now and have another week to procrastinate before actually starting.
Client: “How much is this disaster recovery plan going to cost me?”
Me: “A hell of a lot less than when you don’t have (valid, tested) backups and need them”
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sudo@lemmy.todaytoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Imposter syndrome, but for burnoutEnglish1·2 years agoI think that’s just depression
Customer: Why is there so much latency over my tunnel from us-east to us-west?
Me: checks latency seems pretty normal, what’s the issue?
Customer: The latency is too much. Why is it not as fast as us-east-1 to us-east-2?
Me: They are near each other. Us-West is across the entire United States
Customer: Make faster
Me: This is the speed of light. And over copper it’s about 2/3 that
Customer: hmm are you sure that’s as fast as it can go?
Me: Well, unless we change the laws of physics your not going to get any better latency
OSX offers both case sensitive and case insensitive filesystems
sudo@lemmy.todayto Technology@beehaw.org•FCC says “too bad” to ISPs complaining that listing every fee is too hard28·2 years agoLol as if people have a choice and there isn’t a monopoly on ISP coverage
I’m not sure Saudi Arabia’s The Sims 4 is going to have trouble with immorality and toxic masculinity