There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.

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  • I’m a natural at shooting a traditional bow.
    I know every edible plant in my area, and some that get you high.
    I can find north without a compass, day and night.
    I can make a fire from things I can gather in the woods.
    I know how to safely fell a tree, split logs and build a shelter with hand tools.
    I know how to act around most predators and have experience handling a spear.

    I think I’d do reasonably well.
    Sometimes I wish I was born in the stone age. My ADHD is completely gone whenever I’m in the wild.



  • Be mindful of pickpockets especially in Paris!
    When you travel through France by train, you often have to get off at one train station in Paris, and take the Metro to another train station to continue.
    This funnels a constant fresh supply of disoriented tourists onto specific Metro routes.
    When you’re in one of those Metros, there will be groups of professional pickpockets on board.
    And if they can’t pickpocket you, they aren’t above shoving, crowding and yelling at you to take your focus off your wallet.




  • Einer der stolzesten Momente in meinem Leben war, als ich in einer Hydrogeologie-Prüfung saß, die als das große Aussiebereignis des Studiums galt, wegen meinem scheiß ADHS das Skript während der Prüfung zum allerersten Mal aufschlug und meinen Taschenrechner vergessen hatte, deshalb alle Formeln in Echtzeit verstehen und die Rechnungen dazu auf Papier machen musste, und mit 4,0 bestand, was mehr als die Hälfte meiner Kommilitonen nicht schaffte.
    Es ist ein verfickter Fluch und ein verfickter Segen.